Saturday, January 30, 2016

我剪腳趾甲⋯⋯ 小豬走過來:「唔會剪啊媽媽唔好剪啊媽媽~~我好驚啊~~」

〔汗〕

「有乜好驚唧~~ 哪過來坐呢邊,唔會彈到你㗎。」

坐在我後面⋯⋯ 忽然雙手掩面哭:「好驚啊好驚啊媽媽~~ 你唔好剪啦你唔好剪啦~~」

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Monday, January 25, 2016

Looking For The Best Disposable Diaper?

I wish they had this before my son was born... wuu wuu wuu...

The Battle for the Best Disposable Diapers

How to Choose the Best Disposable Diaper

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Bottom line: Use Bambo Nature!!!

But they are so expensive, maybe it's a good thing that I didn't know about them. Haha. The other thing is, their packaging is so unattractive! (!) I might have seen them in the store but probably ignored them.

We have been using Seventh Generation. My friend told me it's sooo rough which prompted me to do some research thus found the review. But honestly, I do like SG. Let's just say we don't have any problems with it. I thought it was soft... I only thing I don't like is they aren't dye-free. During my son's early months I also tried Earth's Best and Naty. EB was much stiffer than SG; and I don't remember why I didn't use Naty. It's possible that SG is cheaper and more widely available.

Recently I purchased many boxes of SG diapers that's less than $.20 each (diaper), that will last at least half a year... now after reading the review, I'm thinking of buying Bambo and return the SG... the argument here is probably, since my son only uses diaper during sleep, it's really not that expensive after all... Heh!

(PS: The other brand I had tried was Pampers. When my son was 4-5 months old, he leaks frequently during night time. I thought I should gave Pampers a try, oh boy, the smell of it was unbearable. I later sealed inside a plastic bag hoping to pass onto someone else, but even sealed inside a bag, I can still smell it!!!! I threw the whole bag away. And so that was the end of that. I later found, I just need to size up (two sizes) to prevent the leaking...)

Friday, January 22, 2016

小紅帽與松鼠仔



有一日,小紅帽在樹林裏行下行下,遇見一隻松鼠仔。佢睇住松鼠仔 nom nom nom 咁食嘢,佢都好想食呀。完。

Thursday, January 21, 2016

你開唔開心啊?

這兩天小豬「午睡」後我一進去他房間的對話:


昨日:

小豬:「你開唔開心啊~~」

我:「唔開心。」

小豬:「開心啦~~~」嬉皮笑臉⋯⋯ 「你開唔開心啊?」

我:「唔開心啊⋯⋯ 知唔知點解媽媽唔開心?」

小豬:「因為我冇 nap⋯⋯ 嘻嘻嘻⋯⋯」


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今日:

小豬:「你開唔開心啊~~」

我:「開心。」

小豬:「嘻嘻嘻⋯⋯」

我:「點解媽媽開心?」

小豬:「因為我有訓覺嘻嘻嘻⋯⋯」


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又,小豬對於我開唔開心還蠻關注的。有時都會用來當是籌碼。呵呵。

睇電視

「媽媽 Peppa Pig 同 George 做緊乜啊?」小豬指著一個 Peppa Pig 既 sticker 問我。

「睇電視囉。」見小豬面露疑惑,我:「你睇唔睇電視㗎?」

「唔睇。我都唔係大人。」

「哈哈。邊個教你講㗎?」

「冇人教我㗎⋯⋯我自己諗㗎!」說時指著自己。

「哦⋯⋯ 咁㗎⋯⋯ 咁爸爸媽媽睇唔睇電視㗎?」

「唔睇⋯⋯ 不過嫲嫲爺爺來佢地會睇!」


〔2Y9M〕

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Unexpected

在小豬面前放了個響屁。(!)

我:「咦邊個放左個大臭屁?!係邊個?係邊個?!係咪 Snoopy?!」

小豬:「唔係!係媽媽。」

我:「唔係我啊。係 Snoooy 啊。」

小豬:「唔係 Snoopy 啊!係媽媽啊!」

我:「Snoopy 識唔識放臭屁㗎?!」

小豬:「唔識。」

我:「點解啊?」

小豬:「因為 Snoopy 係假㗎!佢係個公仔唻㗎嘛!佢唔識放屁屁㗎!」

我:「哇哈哈哈哈哈~~~」


Saturday, January 16, 2016

Madeleine Madeleine


爸爸好心把 madeleine 捏開一半給小豬,誰知他見到崩潰了:「我唔要捏開~ 我唔要捏開~ 要癡返埋佢要癡返埋佢~~」(repeat N times)

爸爸給他一個完整無缺的,不要,一。定。要。癡。返。好。呢。個。!!

哭得好淒厲⋯⋯

唉。後來要(本來還在床上的)媽媽出手哄了一陣才肯原諒爸爸,食一個新的。把爸爸當了一個大罪人。

爸爸好委屈:「平時我同你去 coffee shop 食都係捏開一人一半㗎啦⋯⋯」

因為⋯⋯ 之前那天,媽媽係成塊俾佢食既⋯⋯

Friday, January 15, 2016

小紅帽。粉紅色。

已經好長的一段時間,小豬都堅稱自己最中意紅色。

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關於顏色。

前幾日,小豬忽然煞有其事地問:「媽媽你最中意咩顏色?」

「綠色囉⋯⋯ 你知㗎⋯⋯」

「媽媽乜你唔係女仔唻既咩?點解唔係中意粉紅色既?」

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昨日。

「媽媽你中意綠色啊?」

「係啊。」

「但女仔中意粉紅色喔。點解你唔係中意粉紅色既?」

今朝男人去湊小豬時我在 baby monitor 聽到:

男人一入房間小豬就說:「尋日我同媽媽講我 tummy ouch ouch 啊。」

「咁係唔係真㗎?」

「係假㗎!哈哈。其實係冇 poo poo 㗎!好似嗰個《狼來了》既小朋友,講大話。」

「可唔可以咁㗎?」

「唔可以⋯⋯ 媽媽唔開心。」

Thursday, January 14, 2016

被騙。

放下小豬落床仔,準備唱完歌就放工喇⋯⋯

「我痾左 pee pee。」

「唔緊要啦你有著 diaper。」

「我要坐 potty⋯⋯」

「唔坐啦。著左 diaper 就唔坐 potty 啦。」

「我要坐 potty⋯⋯」

「唔坐啦⋯⋯」(亞媽只想快點收工⋯⋯)

默靜數秒。

「Tummy ouch⋯⋯」

「⋯⋯」亞媽表示同情,摸摸小豬 tummy。不過好相信只係佢既「拖延睡覺伎倆」。

「Tummy 好 ouch⋯⋯」

「媽媽摸摸囉。」

「我要痾 poo poo⋯⋯」

係呢個時候我九成肯定係假的。講左一陣佢都堅持要痾 poo poo,我唯有話:「要痾痾喺 diaper 啦。」

「我唔要痾喺 diaper!我唔要痾喺 diaper!我唔要痾喺 diaper!我要坐 potty⋯⋯」

呼。

確問幾次係咪真係肚痛係咪真係要痾 poo poo。

「係!」含著淚猛力點頭。

唉,我唔通唔俾佢去咩?

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不過重頭戲係後面⋯⋯

一坐上 potty 玩樣就來,邊度似 tummy ouch 啊。但佢堅持話個 poo poo 出緊來出緊來。

亞媽我靈機一動:「咦,不如我地而家唱歌歌先啦!」(呢個亞媽只想早啲去抖下⋯⋯)

「好啊!」(我心諗:咁順攤既⋯⋯)

好開心咁唱左三首,小豬笑到卡卡聲。

唱完三首最後要加多首「extra」。我:「咁 extra 你想而家唱定留返一陣唱啊?!」

本來四萬咁口既小豬呆左一秒,馬上迅速變臉(個樣就係):天。啊。我。被。騙。了。唔。製。啊。~~~!!跟住狂哭狂叫:「我唔要我唔要我唔要我唔要而家唱我唔要而家唱~~~哇哇哇」

心虛既亞媽強忍住笑:「咁又係你自己之前話好既⋯⋯」

「唔係唔係唔係~~~ 一陣間要從頭來過一陣要從頭來過~~~ 我唔要而家唱我唔要我唔要~~~」

唉,我笑到標眼淚,要離場。

轉頭返來,隻傻豬仲好委屈地在喊,仲不停講要從頭來過⋯⋯ 唉都費左點口水先 calm 佢 down,還連連保證一陣會再唱過⋯⋯

不過佢變臉個樣真係好搞笑。哇哈哈哈。

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後來,我遲左半個鐘先收工。當然係冇 poo poo 既。佢都承認自己係講大話!都表示明白咁係唔啱。話以後唔會。話要做個乖bb⋯⋯

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那是昨晚。

今晚又重蹈覆轍。〔怒〕不過今晚話 tummy ouch 時十分上戲,我又被騙了。

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

如廁

在中餐館廁所,小豬聽到隔離的尿尿聲就問我:「咩聲唻㗎?」

〔汗〕

我坐在馬桶上,小豬抱住我雙腿挨落來:「媽媽你好得意。媽媽你好得意。」

〔汗汗汗〕

Saturday, January 2, 2016

我需要多點智慧。

我在做「大事」。

小豬走來望了望:「媽媽你有冇 jer jer 㗎?」

「冇㗎。」

小豬欲言又止。

我:「媽媽係女仔定男仔?」

「女仔。」

「咁女仔有冇 jer jer?」

「冇。」

「係囉。你知㗎。」

頓了頓,小豬:「咁媽媽你攞乜嘢痾 pee pee?」

「Errrrrrrrr⋯⋯」我。唔。識。答。!!支吾胡亂混過去⋯⋯ 「媽媽有媽媽既方法痾 pee pee 㗎啦⋯⋯」(?)(!)(救命啊~~)

「我用 jer jer 痾 pee pee 㗎。」小豬用確定的眼神望著我說。

我:「哦,係啊。」

小豬:「唔通用 pat pat 痾 pee pee 咩~~ 哈哈!」(!)

我:「傻左咩!」

小豬又:「唔通用個口痾 pee pee 咩!」

我(唔知講乜好):「Yucky!」

小豬:「哈哈哈哈!」

我,滴汗。

Friday, January 1, 2016

2016 第一日


新的一年,第一日,我拋夫棄子與友去了 downtown shopping。

爽。

我真係十世未去過 downtown 啦。上次去係一年前;生小豬後就只兩次。

友問我想行那些店。不是不想行衣物店,但,比較想行家具店啦。〔唉~~〕

所以,多數時間都是自己行,(友們當然是行衣物店啦~~)我。真。係。好。enjoy。自。己。一。人。啊。!!

雖然今日時間也不是很多,但都算做到完全唔急,百無聊賴地閒逛!我真係已經記唔起上次可以咁係幾時。不過我也實在唔係適合行街的人,行左三個幾鐘就行唔郁了。〔唉〕

多謝友們又請食午餐又請食晚餐,慶祝我放監喔。自生左小豬真的未試過離開他怎麼久;九個幾鐘呀!

(不過返到屋企又真的覺得好 miss 小豬啊。)